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The question: Look at your user name on your info page. There's a number next to it. This number has X digits. What does it mean? I had difficulty finding the answer in FAQ or Google.

 

And now, hopefully, the more interesting part:

  [for "DEs"] & [in his lj] Lucius Malfoy. Stock market data. Tips under the headline "How to make money out of air". Periodically visits the community "DEs", where converses mainly with Snape. Pays for Voldemort's lj. Incessantly tries to remove the moderator of "Hogwarts" from office, once succeeded in this endeavor, but not for long.


 for locked posts:  Narcissa Malfoy. Very stylish lj, posts a lot, since she has plenty of free time: fashion trends, interior design, high life… Immediately bans for trying to talk politics. Under lock – incessant delights at her beloved sonnie's achievements.
 

 and   Hermione. Mainly retells books, she has read, sometimes writes about psychology and feminism. Sounds off about every breach of justice, after any event in the world risks to loose a couple of friends, since she doesn't moderate her language in anger. The moderator of half-dead community "SPEW". About love writes very rarely and always under lock.

 

 Ron. Sport, sport, nude girls, sport. Sometimes chess. A lousy Keeper, has started lately to hide posts about his victories and defeats in this field under lock, to prevent Hermione from seeing them.

 

 Lupin. A charming person, very interesting lj, mainly - stories about exotic animals with photos. But from time to time inexplicably becomes ferine, if approached during those days – curses and even ruthlessly bans. Afterwards turns into a darling again.

 

 Mrs. Black. Daily tells how she hates everybody and everything: mothers with children, fat women, government, bad weather, the telenovela "Don't be born beautiful". Very maliciously and unprintably. At times curses for no particular reason, without address.

 

 Barty Crouch Sr. Posts rarely. Writes about the adaptation of old English traditions to the conditions of modern life. Since this theme is interesting to few, almost nobody reads him; by the way, it isn't interesting to him either. Under lock writes how bad he feels, about his crazy son and wife-the airhead, whom he loves anyway. In the community "The Ministry of Magic" constantly puts forward new plans of making laws stricter. However, the last proposed law, commanding all DEs to voluntarily return to Azkaban under pain of death, didn't get enough votes due to problems with legal base and the uncertainty of the means of implementation. On his computer runs a reminding program, according to which he visits Voldemort's journal and writes the comment "If I catch – I will incarcerate!" According to rumors, Voldemort deletes his comments, but for known only to him reasons doesn't ban.

 

 Community "The Ministry of Magic". Locked. Discussing legislative history, the questions of geopolitics, judicial reform… Most comments are received by the posts, like: "Will the noble chiefs lower a mug of beer tonight?" Beer is usually bought by Lucius Malfoy. Until recently Cornelius Fudge had been the moderator, but after the community was broken into and Potter, Voldemort & co. added half a thousand comments with mutual insults to the innocent post about futurology, Fudge was removed from power. Now the community is moderated by Rufus Scrimgeour, who commits atrocities, according to the rumors.

 

 Nymphadora Tonks. Is a member of numerous communities, including "The Ministry of Magic" and "The Order of the Phoenix". In both places occasionally butts in with inappropriate, according to other participants, comments. Regularly flings dirt at Lucius Malfoy in comments to the Friday's post about beer in the community "The Ministry of Magic", such as "Making the colleagues drunk, Lord Malfoy, bringing together the criminal world & the officialdom?" Gets for that both from Malfoy and from wanting to drink beer & insulted officials.

Constantly changes lj's design, once a week on average. In general, her journal is very irregular. Sometimes daily posts, sometimes no post for a month. Mainly – professional lytdybr [Russian slang term for lj posts concerning real life] and retelling the funnier Twins' jokes, read in the comments at "The Order of the Phoenix". Frequently gives promotional links to Remus Lupin's posts. About love and private life writes only under lock for a very small group, named "for girls". Lately she has started to monthly disappear for 3 days from lj due to unknown reason.

 

 or   [only in Bella's private posts] Bella Lestrange. Practically doesn’t keep her journal, since the community “DEs” takes all her free time. Mainly retells Voldemort’s posts, adding her own curses.

 

Date: 2007-10-13 10:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] artystone.livejournal.com
HAHA! Does that make me the comm DEs owner?

Date: 2007-10-14 11:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elanor-x.livejournal.com
No, Lucius has just stolen your icon. :)

Date: 2007-10-14 10:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] artystone.livejournal.com
I keel him!

Date: 2007-10-13 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spare-change.livejournal.com
These are so awesome -- better than most RPGs. thanks!

Date: 2007-10-14 11:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elanor-x.livejournal.com
I enjoyed translating them, now think about posting a couple of links at deathtocapslock.

Date: 2007-10-14 11:44 pm (UTC)
sunnyskywalker: Young Beru Lars from Attack of the Clones; text "Sunnyskywalker" (SistineHarry)
From: [personal profile] sunnyskywalker
I can so imagine Barty Sr. leaving those comments in Voldemort's journal.

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