Fic recommendations, good HP poems and new Summery Executions.

* Searching for new material for my "executions", I found a very well written humorous fic:

 

Why Slytherins Are Sexier by Textualsphinx  

A discourse on sexual differences between the houses - as propounded by one Severus Snape. Will not amuse Dunderheads, naturally.

 

* Very beautiful HP poems by Helen Vader  are here. I mainly liked the poem; called "You". It reminds me of some other poem or song I have read. Does anybody know which one?

 

YOU 
 

Another poem about my favourite Dark Lord. Rated PG.

 

In the chasm of despair
Where hearts grow hard and cold as stone
You must've forgotten what was light -
Or may have never known.

You've forgotten what is wrong,
You've forgotten what is right,
You cannot tell the difference
Between the day and night.

What you don't know you cannot miss,
What you had lost you cannot find:
A ray of light, a mother's kiss,
Your mortal soul, your heart or mind.

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Summery Executions 8:

 

Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters? Heard of the mysterious Voldy's Deathpants, "in bold letters like that"? What's a Dark Lord to do when things don't go your way and what even the most malevolent maniac can't stand? Read to find out!

 

* When Sirius Black dumps a girl, she cries and begs him to come back. When he humiliates her in front of the whole school, she does not seek revenge. Never. Too bad that no one ever said that to Angela Peters.

 

* A hilarious ride inside an author's head as he tries to write the best fic ever written by a fan. Unfortunately, things don't go as planned and the author must get himself out of a sticky situation before he ruins the joy of writing Fan Fiction forever.
WARNING: Random and Bizarre humor ahead.

* Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?

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