Summery Executions a la McTabby /only translated from Russian/

[elanor_x]

Summery Executions: 3.

La Soryarus! – knowledgably said the ghost, - the potion of  temptation. With its' help the weak white mages were tempted to go to the dark side. 
- Who would think! My associations were quite different... 
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Harry kissed her in front of everybody. They revealed their mystery.

-Now we are officially dating, - said Harry.

-But, they are liable to think that this is because of alcohol, - offered Ginny.
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Harry unlike Ron kissed wonderfully, as if he had been doing it since birth. This noted to herself Ginny.

 Ginny is Ron's little sister.

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The Marauders are in their seventh year, and Voldemort has already gathered an army of DEs & started killing. James can't win Lily's heart, who dates another. But all of them find time for fun.

-Well, I am completely calm about V & DEs in this respect.  

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And then, if DEs give him (V) "The Death Book", there will be the doomsday, the end of the world.

- Poor Dark Lord… with his delicate taste to read such cheap muggle fantasy mass consumption goods. 

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Literally, since with this book's help is possible to rescue from hell the four Apocalypse's horsemen 

- The Apocalypse's horsemen, who need to be rescued from hell!

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The Dark Lord is alive, and the deciding meeting with him is very close. He is in hiding, gathering power… but what does the WW's hope need for victory? The discussion on forum is open.

- How can they be so incautious? What if the Dark Lord registers on the forum under the innocent nickname ' chamomile'?

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Harry doesn't succeed to start searching for Horcruxes, since the common sense and his aunt persuade him to return to Hogwarts. But the search continues even at school.

-sir, what are you doing?

- searching for the keys, sir!

- did you drop them under this lantern?  Sir?

- no, sir. I dropped them in that dark gateway.

- but then why are you searching for them under the lantern, sir?

- sir, but here is lighter!

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Alexandra. A cruel blood-thirsty beast or a small frightened girl?

- me:…to confuse is easy. Actually I have 2 ideas: cliché & more original.    
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May be all this stupid Order has already been killed by V? Then it's strange, that he hasn't arrived here yet. And may be he visited, but I wasn't at home. I exactly went 3 days ago to the park to walk, breathe fresh air and take a rest from my stupid relatives.

- and V went away too tired to wait…  
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[Harry writes a letter to V]                                                             
Here writes you HP, your possibly worst enemy!? Or may be not? We will see in the end of the letter. So I write you due to one simple reason: my friends either have forgotten me or consider me mentally ill!                                                                                    
- Judging by the letter, they have good reasons… 

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A huge hall was enshrouded in darkness (погруженный во тьму) and only a ray of light lit up the throne, on which was sitting a young handsome man of 25-27 years old. But the strangest thing was that his eyes didn't shed light (не излучали свет)
- Really strange. Unusual. Normal people have eyes-flashlights!
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It seemed as if through them looked the essence of evil itself. And suddenly as a bright flash of light appeared a white owl, landing on the throne's armrest .
What is that? – cried out V, when Hedwig landed and looked on him as the enemy of the people, but offered its leg with the letter nevertheless.

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But as soon as Malfoy reached out his hand to the letter, Hedwig attacked him and only after fairly tormenting him returned to its' former place.

That's the way! Even if you are thrice-pureblooded great wizard, surrounded by the fellow DEs and in the presence of the Dark Lord himself- you can be hurt by any owl. The best anti- advertising of DEs I have ever met.

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A dangerous creature, living in the fen and luring with its' light… okey, a flashlight.

which was lost by tourists and ran wild…

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   -Do you speak Parlestongue? – asked Salazar Slytherin.

- Yes- not understanding, answered Harry.

  Agreeing to hell-knows-what like that may one day get you into trouble, Harry.

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Tom, unable to come to terms with Harry's death, decides to return him. Will he manage to do that? Will he get exactly what he wants?

-me: I even understand why it happened: V got so used to spending his time building asinine plots to murder Harry that after the success life became so boring, that he completely lost his mind.

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 Black hates Snape, Snape hates Black, and Lupin continues guarding their mystery.

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Lets go, Harry. The Aurors apparated Ron, Hermione and Ginny the moment they saw the DEs. And about you they forgot.

- Nice, considering that half a hundred Aurors were there specifically for the Chosen One's protection.

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In short, I offer to forget years- long enmity, offences and fights for one thing. A revenge on V. So what? - Harry again offered Malfoy his hand.

  … In the last resort, - continued Harry, seeing that Malfoy was undecided, - we will revenge V quickly and return to the normal relathionship.

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… of all others you took away all my desire to go to Slytherin.

Yes, Malfoy stole Harry's desire to go to Slytherin, since his own wasn't enough to be sorted there.  

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The Sorting Hat offered me then a great deal…, - thoughtfully said Harry, looking back at the past…

Rating- G? The author, imo you maliciously fool us. The pair Harry/ Hat can not have such rating! Even the recollections of this ship!

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Slytherin's & Griffindor's heads were occupied by completely other thoughts. The thoughts that Potter became too insolent. To sit with the professor and easily talk was too much.

Usually the students practiced in front of the professors down-to-earth bows and crawling…

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She pitied Harry, but couldn't forget the murder easily. Similar to the headmaster, she thought that Harry didn't deserve the Dementors (read: death or insanity) or the expulsion from Hogwarts (read: ruined life)… 
 -me: Remember when Snape wanted to expel Harry for riding this car in CoS? Those were good times. 

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 It was the arms shop and judging by everything an underground one too. All weapons there were shabby and old.

- The author has quite strange ideas about the meaning of the expression "underground shop".

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-So, look Harry! This is a safety lock, if the gun is on the safety catch, you won't succeed to fire. – Alastor has been teaching Harry and Hermione to handle the weapon for already the second hour. 

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  Approaching the last DE Dumbledore's telephone rang.

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 Wait! This discussion considers you too. - Dumbledore said this so politely, that if the Dark Lord heard his phrase, he would burst into tears.

Poor! Here is what Voldie has been lacking his entire life.

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Christmas always brings lots of happiness. May be not as much as the booze-up with Sirius, but still.

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Nefela loved adventures, any quarrels, troubles…

Such a sweet, kind girl! Loving this I can understand, but this?    

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There was a round of applause and there were even whistles, which pleased me immensely.

The heroine is clearly masochistic.

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The Trio was sitting on their cowed place.

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He showed his kindness for the first and the last time.

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Yes, Harry Potter was even more accurate copy of his father than the cruelest fantasy of Prof. Snape.

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Ron to Hermione: "How well, Hermi, that you are a Mudblood".

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Hermione, can you swear too? Wow, you have enough mind for everything.

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"In all, boys, you will live in this 5-star-hotel for several weeks. Don't worry about bills! Dumbledore has already paid for everything, and if honestly, then he offered to leave you here! Thank him and not me!"- said Mr. Weasley.

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It is well at the graveyard at night: quiet and peaceful.

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Without doubt V and D have numerous similarities.

-  Of course, they are both indifferent to HP.

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Harry could love & fight. He cut 2 people's thoughts, stabbed another 2.

-from love, probably…?

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Severus smiled his most charming smile, which is created by life in a poor area and such genetics. 
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The Dark Lord is dead and now they are FREE!

-his house-elves

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Harry entered the second carriage, which was empty except for 2 corpses and Harry with Hermione.

Me: A thought presents itself: did they create those corpses? How? Intriguing, isn't it?

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"What happened, Neville?"- gently asked Hermione. She always treated him like that. She pitied him.

Me: Why?

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Harry chose several sea-wave colours, which were so dark, that seemed almost black.

Poor colour-blind (in addition to everything else) Harry.

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The Chapter 9: Salazar Slytherin's bathroom.

Me: I got a theory: it's the same bathroom, in which Mourning Myrtle was killed & which leads to the CoS. Hilariously somebody wished at ru_proda to have such a good bathroom, which would get entire book chapters dedicated to it. This person clearly didn't read the CoS about this little-bathroom-of-horrors.   

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You don't have to call me sir, Professor,- said Snape.

Me:To Voldemort or DD? /interested to hear about the consequences/

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Dumbledore with Prof. Flitwick decorated walls with blood inscriptions.

Me: Slytherin's heir, beware! (in Tom Riddle's schooldays)

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Harry, unexpectedly to himself, jumped out of the bed & started hitting his head against the wall.

Me: Since 'Imperio' doesn't work on Harry, I have only one explanation…

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"Harry, you can't leave me like that"- shouted Ron hitting Harry in the chest

Me:cunningly trying this way to make Harry's death as certain & swift as possible  

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The headmaster dug out V's daughter from somewhere and brought her to Hogwarts.

O dear! Afterwards he will dig out V's parents too.

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I won't be able to tell this- I can't… I even don't know how to begin, with what to continue & with which to end.

JKR.

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On the next day after the happy event, I found out that the main preparation for my murder had begun.

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Everything can change, so it's better not to die.

Oh yes!